Some of the Absolute Weirdest Things my Family Have Said.

So, I was thinking through what I should blog about today... And it occurred to me that I really haven't written down half of the funniest, weirdest things that I've heard from my siblings recently. Or my mom. Most of these made me crack up, but didn't have a large enough back story for me to write an entire post on them. So here, my dear readers, is a (small) collection of the odd things that my family has said, in the past week.

The speakers are:

My Mom
Veela
Christina
and
Monica

1. "Because you were eating off of it and therefore you must clear your spot don't lick your arm." ~ Mom. Now, let that sink in. Just let it sink in...
2. "A. Long. It's going to stay long. B. I change my hairstyle as often as I change my underwear. Well. I'm definitely starting to wonder how often they change their underwear, at this point..." ~Veela (Giving me a quiz.)
3. "Snow is made of sand!" ~Monica
4. "One thing I don't get is in Barbie Rapunzel, is how she gets her food." "I know! Barbie is an anorexic and therefore doesn't need food!" ~Christina and Veela having a conversation.

On a side note, I would just like to say that if you want an accurate estimation of my afternoon, read the most current post on Veela's blog. :)