Saturday, March 26, 2011

Some of the Absolute Weirdest Things my Family Have Said.

So, I was thinking through what I should blog about today... And it occurred to me that I really haven't written down half of the funniest, weirdest things that I've heard from my siblings recently. Or my mom. Most of these made me crack up, but didn't have a large enough back story for me to write an entire post on them. So here, my dear readers, is a (small) collection of the odd things that my family has said, in the past week.

The speakers are:

My Mom

  1. "Because you were eating off of it and therefore you must clear your spot don't lick your arm." ~ Mom. Now, let that sink in. Just let it sink in...
  2. "A. Long. It's going to stay long. B. I change my hairstyle as often as I change my underwear. Well. I'm definitely starting to wonder how often they change their underwear, at this point..." ~Veela (Giving me a quiz.)
  3. "Snow is made of sand!" ~Monica
  4. "One thing I don't get is in Barbie Rapunzel, is how she gets her food." "I know! Barbie is an anorexic and therefore doesn't need food!" ~Christina and Veela having a conversation.

On a side note, I would just like to say that if you want an accurate estimation of my afternoon, read the most current post on Veela's blog. :)

1 comment:

Sharon said...

You could add your brother today:
"I just lost my tooth!" (looking down the heating vent.)
"Where did it go?" Mom.
"I dunno." (Still looking down the heating vent.)
"Did it go down the heating vent?" Mom.
"Um, I dunno." (continuing looking down the heating vent.)

Hey guess what! The tooth fell out of his mouth and went down the heating vent. And your Dad fished it out along with 2 poker chips, a toy make-up applicator, a hunk of wood, a brown crayon and a teaspoon.