hey, yeah, you, dummy! get out of the crusade!

hello!
I mean, If you got up and left,
chances were you would DIE in the mountains,
or you would starve, or you could be killed by
bandits, or since you would probably become a
thief because that was the only way you could live,
you would probably get killed by the villagers who you
stole from!
so the crusades were just a lose lose!